One-Fifth Of A Carrot

There are days where you just burst with energy. Then there are days when you can't bothered right up to the point where you can't even come up with a stupidly over the top way of interpreting the phrase "burst with energy". This day is one of the latter. This post is pointless, except for the fact that since it exists, it counts as one of my one-a-day, very much like one-fifth of a carrot.

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