See, I told you I wouldn't post "tomorrow"...
At least I think I told you... it's been so long since I've been here I cannae even remember.
Anyway, the end of this festive period is almost over, with Jesus Day down and January nearing and I'm still waiting for the hold of alcoholic intoxication to take over. I have finally resorted to the fact that I shall be remaining sober until 8:47pm, 31 December 2009 and not recovering until 8:47pm, 1 January 2010.
But it's at this time of year I've been on my music spree, with the occasional CD album bought for me by a fat man in a red velour suit and the rest of my wishlist being obtained through the power of iTunes and the art of downloading. And the joy of listening to old voices with new songs is just about keeping me sane for my work in retail, nay but days after everyone finished gathering mounds of shopping.
Anyway, yeah, the rant never came, and I don't think it will for a while since I've been weaving a beautiful tapestry of wonders behind it to link it with several other subjects in the style of stand-up comedy, in an attempt to perform it to the hypothetical crowd in my head and make me feel worthy. Like I said, music is only keeping me slightly sane. The rest of the time I'm susceptible to delusions. Furthermore, I need to work on it if I'm ever going to have the guts to put up videos of me talking to myself on a particular video streaming website, which may or may not rhyme with BlueCube.
Speaking of which, a couple of college vids have managed to make their way up there after painfully long hours of uploading. So long in fact that hibernation managed to take over for a lot of it, thus numbing said pain. Uploading overnight, however, does unsettle me a little since the case of this newish computer contains a fair few handfuls of blue LEDs inside (you know, to make sure you know it's still switched on), and without my glasses on in bed, it creates a strange glowing blue blur sitting in the corner of the pitch black room whirring away thus adding to my insanity and fuelling personal speculation that I may in fact be not of this planet and the Mothership has come to take me back to where I belong.
Just as long as it doesn't take me before New Year's, I don't mind. Need to get a bit bladdered first.
Now go here: http://www.youtube.com/user/HardlyAmazing
