Wednesday 19 August 2009

Nursery Rhyme Mash Up!

Inspired by others, merging the musical stylings of "The Wheels On The Bus" with that one which goes "three in the bed and the little one said roll over"

Oh, the wheels on the bus said "cross over, cross over"
So the wheels rolled over and the wheel fell off.

There were six on the bus and the little one said "roll over, roll over"
So the bus rolled over and one fell out,
There were five on the bus and the baby on the bus went "wah wah wah,
wah wah wah, wah wah wah"
The baby on the bus went "weh weh weh"
All day long

There was five in the bed on the bus on the bed
And scary girl on the bus went "whisk whisk whisk,
whisk whisk whisk, whisk whisk whisk"
Oh, the scary girl in the bed on the bus on the bed with a whisk said "roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
And fell into the toilet with a "whisk whisk whisk,
whisk whisk whisk, whisk whisk whisk"

There were four in the bed on the bus on the bed
And the baby on the bus went "roll over, roll over"
So the bus rolled over and one got whisked
And the wipers on the bus went "swish swish swish,
swish swish swish, swish swish swish"
Oh, the wipers on the bus got "swish swish" whisked
All day long

Oh, the scary girl with the whisk in the toilet in the bed on the bus on the bed went "OMG! I'm a scary girl with a whisk in the toilet in the bed on the bus on the bed! MWUNYAHA!"
"whisk whisk whisk,
whisk whisk whisk, whisk whisk whisk"
While the baby on the bus went "wah wah wah"
So they all rolled over and the whisk fell out
And I forgot how it ended so instead
I just got whisked down the toilet by the scary girl.

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